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“Yeah, I was America in Olympics.”
Ryan Locte (Seth MacFarlane) shares some of his thoughts about the upcoming fall television schedule.
From Saturday Night Live, September 15, 2012.
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“This place has everything…a shaved lion that looks like Mario Batali…”
It’s autumn in New York, so you know it’s time for Stefon! (And his special friend…)
From Saturday Night Live, October 8, 2011.
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“If you didn’t have rules, you’d have fff…fff…..freakin’ anarchy.”
Mick Jagger (Mike Myers) and Keith Richards (Mick Jagger) visit the Update desk for some “Point/Counterpoint”.
From Saturday Night Live, February 6, 1993.
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“Get off of me, Norm!”
Courtney Love (Molly Shannon) talks to Norm MacDonald about her recent role in The People vs. Larry Flynt.
From Saturday Night Live, 1997.
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Rev. Jesse Jackson visits the Update desk for a dramatic reading of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham.
From Saturday Night Live, 1991.
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“In my day, a child would open up a gift, and within seconds he’d either burst into flames or lose a limb.”
Grumpy Old Man (Dana Carvey) has something to say about the holidays.
From Saturday Night Live, 1990.
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NBC announced Thursday that Matt Lauer has signed a new deal that will keep him as host of ‘The Today Show’ and doubles his salary to $30 million a year. So I think the answer to ‘Where in the world is Matt Lauer?’ might be ‘buried under strippers and blow.’
— Seth Meyers
From Saturday Night Live, April 7, 2012.
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“But don’t worry. I’m filling in, and I’m killing it.”
In unmissable SNL style, a last-minute casting change puts Andy Samberg on the spot.
From Saturday NIght Live, March 10, 2012.
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“Frustration squiggle!”
Cathy is no match for Jessica Rabbit.
From Saturday Night Live, September 13, 2008.
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“And this weekend, they’re having a tournament of everyone’s favorite trivia game - Sean White or Bonnie Raitt.”
With March Madness in full swing, Stefon is back to give Seth Meyers a special treat.
From Saturday Night Live, March 10, 2012.
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“I didn’t get a Furby!”
Oprah stops by the Update desk to tell Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler about OWN’s new programming lineup.
From Saturday NIght Live, February 18, 2012.
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“Honestly, Seth, never once in my life did I once think…”
Snooki plays coy with Seth Meyers about the identity of her supposed baby’s father.
From Saturday Night Live, March 3, 2012.
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“That’s what I thought I did, Seth. But based on the public’s response, I must have instead clubbed a baby seal while singing the Taliban national anthem.”
Lana Del Rey joins Seth Meyers at the Update desk to address the criticism about her recent SNL performance.
From Saturday Night Live, February 4, 2012.